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| April 1, 1997 |
Get It: 102 |
Vol. 1, No. 56 |
INCREDIBLE: Every now 'n then
ya run across somethin' that's jes' so incredible that
ya jes' have to stop 'n take it all in ... that's how
I felt last night when I was surfin' for somethin' interestin'
... after all the bad publicity that the Internet's been
gettin' lately ... anyway I stumbled on this site where
two researchers've been tryin' to duplicate those posters
that were popular the last couple of years ... those ones
where ya gotta fix your eyes on a certain point ... try
to focus beyond the picture ... if you're patient enough
a 3D image appears ... you've jes' gotta put up with all
the stares while ya really concentrate so hard ... well
they've managed to recreate that same experience usin'
simple computer images made of characters ... I was able
to download the file they used 'n I've included it in
today's issue ... the instructions're 'bout the same as
for the color posters ... it's a little different though
... try to center the image on your screen ... maximize
your viewing window 'n try to get all the lines to show
if you can ... you might want to turn off the lights wherever
you're viewin' so you can get the best contrast ... locate
the 'X' in the very center of the picture ... put your
nose on it ... stare at the image for 30 seconds lettin'
your eyes focus beyond the screen ... then slowly move
your head back until you're at normal viewin' distance
... be very patient 'n you'll get quite a treat ... I've
put the secret in my quote for the day so don't look at
it until you're ready to give up on the image ... here
it is ...
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ajf;jkjf;lkdfk;joijfppwjjdijdpoijpij;lakdmvcvlkhiohowhh*(98
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AAIJOWEJIJ28J08J;AOIMVG;AIJAPOISJNBOANFBN.ZMC/VSDAJRGEIRHG;
J;SLDKKLMVKM;LKM;Lkm;lkm;skdjfoijweij'k/az,cmv;xivjijvwjwp9
asdkj;;IJ:IJ:m;vlkasmviowug[rg[poejrm;lamv/makva;lkjvijvwjv
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OIWJFOIJWPE8FJ8G988U-4J;MNMBMCM/.MVSNLV'WJVIEWRHW8HGPW;JW''
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dafj;iwepfujfa;lnmvhghapoihvn;nasdfla;kj;sdlfkja;kmv;kasoip
ajf;jkjf;lkdfk;joijfppwjjdijdpoijpij;lakdmvcvlkhiohowhh*(98
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AAIJOWEJIJ28J08J;AOIMVG;AIJAPOISJNBOANFBN.ZMC/VSDAJRGEIRHG;
J;SLDKKLMVKM;LKM;Lkm;lkm;skdjfoijweij'k/az,cmv;xivjijvwjwp9
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I know it looks like gibberish but let your mind relax
'n you'll really be surprised!
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SMOKY: In a surprise move calculated
to prevent massive protests the Supreme Court held a highly
unusual all night session last night 'n declared all Federal
'n State laws prohibitin' smokin' as unconstitutional
... in effect the High Court has eliminated every No Smoking
area in the United States ... the Tobacco Lobby was waitin'
'n fired off e-mails 'n telephone messages to all known
smokers lettin' 'em know of this momentous decision ...
the Chief Justice lit a cigarette as he was readin' the
majority opinion ... confused travelers on this mornin's
airline flights watched in horror as their fellow passengers
lit up shortly after take-off ... in a show of support
for the newfound freedom Evangelist Billy Graham lit up
a Lucky durin' his mornin' prayer meetin' 'n waved it
wildly about as he expounded on the day's message ...
tobacco stocks stand poised to take off as a wild, euphoric
mood infects traders disheartened after the last two day's
losses ... go ahead America ... pull those ashtrays out
of your desk drawer ... light one up ... 'course that
means no more smoke breaks in the great outdoors!
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"Solution: O Wah Tah Gu Siam
- Sloof Lirpa." -- Mikey, Thinkin' Too Hard
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| Mikey's Muse(tm)
is published weekdays as a commentary on stuff. Editor,
Michael T. Rusk. Copyright © 1997 by Michael T. Rusk.
Printed in the U.S.A. This publication may be distributed
freely as long as there is no charge. Commentary is loosely
based on actual events and may contain embellishments,
bits of fiction, and editorial liberties (lies) under
the guise of poetic license. All characters portrayed
in my writing are purely fictional and any resemblance
to any person, company or animal is purely unintentional.
If you don't get it, you just don't get it. Don't blame
me for anything I say and don't do anything I say, either.
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